great moments in Wonkette liveblogging:

on McCain's speech last night:

10:01 — He just told us to “teach an illiterate adult to read.” No silly, that’s the Welfare State’s job! And then he mentions a few other ways in which you can put Country Above Self. Basically, they read like a job description for a community organizer on the South Side of Chicago.

on the McCain tribute video:

9:11 PM — More black people are present in this video than in this entire convention hall.